They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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