He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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