is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My penis needs a shock collar
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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