I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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