Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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