when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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