Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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