So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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