Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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