I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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