i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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