Define "chronic" masturbator.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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