I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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