Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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