Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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