Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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