she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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