'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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