brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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