she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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