it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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