I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sober January is a disaster.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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