I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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