I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Do plants get herpes?
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