using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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