I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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