And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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