So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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