Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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