The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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