so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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