like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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