We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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