It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
