Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
