we're blogging at a bar
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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