The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have demons in me.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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