Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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