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I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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