She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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