Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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