420 ftw
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Small penises have feelings too.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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