I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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