can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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