I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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