I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
