i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
