Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
