Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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