Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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